Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 28, 2024

Never mind my inner child, tell me where I can find my outer adult.

Warn him about Ethel in fourth grade.

Your inner child needs a diaper change.

That’s more like an inner infant.

Says I want to be a successful adult!

I can shut up my inner child with cookies.

Or maybe she tuned into a Goo Goo Dolls concert with Lady Gaga.

I think your crystal ball isn’t ripe yet.