Lola by Todd Clark for April 24, 2024

Skip the commercials. Read comic strips out loud to Lola!

Just say NO!! Lola.

Hey, it’s less expensive and muvh safer than sleeping pills.

’ Traffic on the parkway walking path has slowed because of a bunched up group of Red Hat Ladies in a competition of comparing photos of their grand children on their phones.’ ‘And now, I’ll make up the weather…’

I was told in Japan thar upon retirement the upper level leaders realize a lonely life as they discover it was the position of power and that is gone.

Lola will now proceed to ignore you.

Old habits die hard.

I was in radio comedy for a couple of years doing news parody. Want to hear a funny story? …

If Lola wears hearing aids, now is the time to turn them off.

his life is going down the drain if reading plumbing ads cheers him up

I am still adjusting to retirement (coming up on 9 month anniversary). i find I am still sleeping a lot, but have managed to squeeze in two vacations – one to Florida (two weeks) and one to see the eclipse (one week). Both involved a LOT of driving as we (my daughter and I) wanted to see EVERYTING we could as we hadn’t had a proper vacation in decades.

Ken Bass was a mainstay in local radio for over 30 years. It was quite a shock when he got “retired” early last year. It still doesn’t seem right to not hear his voice in the morning.