From Not Always Right: They Say That’s The Way To A Man’s Heart
It’s my first day as a freshman at a college a few hours away from my family, and it also happens to be my nineteenth birthday! A friend of mine has just given me a large cookie cake with “Happy Birthday” written on it in large letters and is introducing me to some fellow freshmen she met during orientation.
One of the guys comes over to me and sees my cookie cake.
Guy: “Oh, nice cake! Is it your birthday today?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m nineteen today!”
Guy: “Cool. Mine is tomorrow, actually.” Jokingly “Do you think I could get a piece of that cake?”
Me: Laughs out loud “Sure!”
And that’s the story I tell my children of how I met their father — and lured him in with a giant cookie!
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
From Not Always Right: They Say That’s The Way To A Man’s Heart
It’s my first day as a freshman at a college a few hours away from my family, and it also happens to be my nineteenth birthday! A friend of mine has just given me a large cookie cake with “Happy Birthday” written on it in large letters and is introducing me to some fellow freshmen she met during orientation.
One of the guys comes over to me and sees my cookie cake.
Guy: “Oh, nice cake! Is it your birthday today?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m nineteen today!”
Guy: “Cool. Mine is tomorrow, actually.” Jokingly “Do you think I could get a piece of that cake?”
Me: Laughs out loud “Sure!”
And that’s the story I tell my children of how I met their father — and lured him in with a giant cookie!
NOT my story.
Knightman Premium Member 6 months ago
Kinda a Filet-o-Soul!!!
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 6 months ago
Well done!
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Anne Murray: You Got What It Takes
Doug K 6 months ago
Does Surli have any other answers to that question?
Or is that her sole response?
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
Unless you want to go to jail for murder…..I suggest flowers and candy to start….
ladykat 6 months ago
Ouch!
Howard'sMyHero 6 months ago
Treat the woman to a BBQ. Surli on the barbie …!
( more entertaining if Herman flips Surli off at the end )
Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago
Surli is the sole of wit.
dbrucepm 6 months ago
give her a hot foot