Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 16, 2024

Put your forever stamp on that…..

DeJoy.

We can thank DeJoy for screwing up the mail service!

She doesn’t want to push the envelope.

What a player…

Cosmo did not get her stamp of approval……

As writers go, Cosmo is slow but sure, too.

Now takes first at least 9 days for a first class card to go 250 miles to my daughter in. DC. Groused about that that at my monthly retiree’s breakfast gathering. Seems it is the new normal.

She’s “employed” by the postal “service”, they sure as heck don’t work, and service is a foreign concept to them-“speak to my union rep if you don’t like it”. The pony express was cheaper and faster.

She’s about to cancel his stamp and return to sender.

Note on door: We couldn’t deliver it (with our multi-billion dollar corporation), so come get it!

At least, today, you can see her eyes. Also, interesting that it is a plaid tablecloth in the first panel and a white one in the second although the flowers and the wine glasses stay the same !

4 rate hikes this year.

It’s really a fast trip around Kelcie’s barn. I have packages that go about 200 miles to get 15 miles.

She’s thinking “return to sender” right now.

Things are slow. But sometimes they get there.

Ouch!

Can you say. “Last Date”?

…probly not what she was hinting at!

Wow, boot to the head.

I can’t complain, have always lived on a rural route and have had good service, with little exception.

Well, there goes that relationship.

Canada post decided it wasn’t cost effective to deliver cheap mail from Asian countries, so they parked transport trailers on the tarmac at YVR [Vancouver] and dumped all the Asian mail in them pending a “quiet time” in deliveries.

He dodge a bullet.

What happened to the tablecloth?