Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 01, 2024

Get a smart phone and take it to the internet, Camera models make pretty good coin for that stuff.

Better than forced to see ads on his a…er.. before sniffing it eh.

Join his Patreon Page!

Can I get a sample sniff first?

I subscribed to Amazon Prime for a year and then they put ADS on the movies-TV shows. They broke the contract, I didn’t pay just to have them put ads in there. Then they wanted $40/year to have ad-free. I called, canceled, and got a refund. If I want ads there are plenty of FREE streaming services.

I think Charlie’s onto something.

Someone will say “Those rates stink.”

Now if that was a lady dog those rates might be reasonable but for Charlie.. male on male is a smaller market.

♬ Come on baby sniff my butt… ♬

Trump would make millions with this scheme

Sniff sniff! Something smells…

This joke would be a wee bit more on point with bones as barter over bucks.

I wonder if anyone would pay to Kiss My @$$ ?

Ewwwww. I’m speechless. …and sniffless.

Another fund-raising idea for DJT!

The cat asked, “How much for scratch and sniff?”

Customers will be paying out the nose.

Consider prefacing with ‘Introductions’

This made me guffaw out loud; my team members and I were discussing perpetual licenses vs. subscriptions just this morning.

Does his business stink?