Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 06, 2024

Are you crafty?

No – I’m too good for this life.

When I hear “craft” I get thirsty.

Be honest – you tune out after “I told you…”

Meanwhile I’ll be at Al’s Roadhouse and Pool hall researching the effects of consuming massive quantiles of lager on the human body! Have fun dear.

Just go, Peg.

And there you have it!

I thought he woulda tuned out after “huff”

An environmental benefit show releasing plastic craft waste into the environment.

At least you can thank her for not dragging you butt along with her.

Oh, and take your huff with you.

Craft – Crap. They sound the same to me.