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Customer: “It makes you look like a [gay slur]. You’re gonna go to Hell if you keep making showy un-Christian displays of yourself like that!”
Me: “I’m sorry that you’re lacking God-like empathy in your heart. I’ll pray for you.”
Customer: “You… will pray for me?! It should be me praying for you! You sinner!“
Me: “I’m so sorry that the Devil has made his home in your heart. You will be in my prayers tonight. I hope you can find your way back to the Lord.”
Customer: Sputtering “Stop it! I’m the holy one! Leviticus 18:22!”
Me: “Yes, even The Devil can quote scripture, but does that mean he understands it? I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His Word.”
Customer: “Will… you… stop it?!“
Me: “I cannot. The power of Jesus compels me.”
The customer actually screeches and storms out without their groceries. The next customer timidly approaches.
Next Customer: “Did you just flip their script?”
Me: “Oh, yeah, it works wonders on homophobic suburban housewives and old bigots. The joy of watching their confusion as you call out their un-Christian behavior with actual Christian behavior is worth the hassle of putting back all their groceries.”
Next Customer: “‘Good Christian’ hacks. I’ll remember it!”
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
How To Hack A Christian Hack NOT MY STORY
Customer: “Why is part of your hair pink?”
Me: “I like coloring my hair sometimes.”
Customer: “It makes you look like a [gay slur]. You’re gonna go to Hell if you keep making showy un-Christian displays of yourself like that!”
Me: “I’m sorry that you’re lacking God-like empathy in your heart. I’ll pray for you.”
Customer: “You… will pray for me?! It should be me praying for you! You sinner!“
Me: “I’m so sorry that the Devil has made his home in your heart. You will be in my prayers tonight. I hope you can find your way back to the Lord.”
Customer: Sputtering “Stop it! I’m the holy one! Leviticus 18:22!”
Me: “Yes, even The Devil can quote scripture, but does that mean he understands it? I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His Word.”
Customer: “Will… you… stop it?!“
Me: “I cannot. The power of Jesus compels me.”
The customer actually screeches and storms out without their groceries. The next customer timidly approaches.
Next Customer: “Did you just flip their script?”
Me: “Oh, yeah, it works wonders on homophobic suburban housewives and old bigots. The joy of watching their confusion as you call out their un-Christian behavior with actual Christian behavior is worth the hassle of putting back all their groceries.”
Next Customer: “‘Good Christian’ hacks. I’ll remember it!”
Kidon Ha-Shomer 11 months ago
Showing off her latest purchase from Shein.
markkahler52 11 months ago
She should make a perfectly flared landing!
Mario500 11 months ago
(senses a poet in motion in this cartoon)
darcyandsimon 11 months ago
Feelin’ old at the moment!
JïllDérs(TOMGF) 11 months ago
I wonder how big her runaway is….
RonBerg13 Premium Member 11 months ago
Gotta LOVE McKenzie!!
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
That narrator has got a wicked sense of humor! Terrific gag delivery method!
Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago
The commentator obsessed with McKenzie continues to be obsessed. You must be truly wicked to criticize such graceful movements.
MichaelD Premium Member 11 months ago
The EGO has LANDED.
csroberto2854 11 months ago
I dont think anbody notices that McKenzie is built like a pixar-mom (it means that a pixar female character has a large rear end)