I was walking on my street when a tiny little dog came flying out, trying to bite me. His owner, a 16 yo kid, was sitting on his front porch watching it all with a smile on his face. I told him that if his dog bit me I’d kill it, go over and smack him, and then sue his family from injuries and medical bills. He lost that smirk and collected his dog.
einarbt 3 months ago
Too close to reality.
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
You crazy? By then, she won’t have an arm anymore!
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
She’s just super friendly!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
I think I would be inclined to stomp her to death after the first bite if he has an attitude like that.
ladykat 3 months ago
In half an hour, both dog and owner would be dead.
Doug K 3 months ago
Time to start whacking him on the head with his dog.
You can tell him, “Don’t worry. I’ll probably stop in an hour or so.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
She likes to chews her battles.
xSigoff Premium Member 3 months ago
I can’t even put on here what I want to. HOWEVER, the next panel should involve lawyers.
Judeeye Premium Member 3 months ago
He just earned a swift kick in the jollies.☺️
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
This almost isn’t funny, cuz some dog owners really are that stew-pid…
Bill The Nuke 3 months ago
I was walking on my street when a tiny little dog came flying out, trying to bite me. His owner, a 16 yo kid, was sitting on his front porch watching it all with a smile on his face. I told him that if his dog bit me I’d kill it, go over and smack him, and then sue his family from injuries and medical bills. He lost that smirk and collected his dog.
j.painterjones 3 months ago
I would stomp the OWNER!
decalwrites 3 months ago
So which end end of the leash has the animal on it?