FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 29, 2024

She wishes that it was actually swimming instead of talking.

mhm and the first letter of its name is “Jason”

Something that looks like a Baby Ruth chocolate bar?

Frogs fall in sometimes. So do mice. But it usually happens at night, and then they die before the pool opens and end up in the skimmer. Emptying the skimmers was always one of the first things I did every day when working as a lifeguard.

bugs, grass, leaves, little brothers

A shark could swim in the pool, a Bull Shark that is…

Bacteria.

Urine.

Yes, there surely is!

Well there’s this geek brother.

Effing Doofus, go back inside and play with the computer.

You!