Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 05, 2024

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    Hey, green shades!

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    angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago

    Lil has funny cartoon feet.

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    Ubintold  8 months ago

    Lawn chair talk.

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 8 months ago

    On our second move, were visited by a welcome wagon lady! (40 years ago)

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    Just-me  8 months ago

    I grew up in a town so tough that when you went to a bar you were checked for weapons. If you didn’t have one, you were issued one.

    Ba da dump bump.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    That’s a tough town!

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    But on the other hand, on hot days they did spray the kids with the water cannon.

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    Political Races were conducted at the Roller Derby Track…

    Sister Bruiser runs the local Convent, “Our Lady of the Nunchucks”…

    Their Traffic Signals are “Go”, “Caution”, “Stop”, and “Dodge”…

    Their Flak Vests have Flak Vests…

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    The guns don’t go “BANG”, they go “BULLSHOT” …!

    …Ohhh, not Gun Tourette’s …?

    ( my bad )

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 8 months ago

    Rodney Dangerfield would have loved this. It was his schtick, after all. That, and “I don’t never get no respect.”

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    dbrucepm  8 months ago

    the welcome wagon was the War Wagon

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