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You would be amazed at the number of times I have to send this response letter to a customer inquiry.
Letter: “Thank you for your interest in [Anti-Theft Service] for your vehicle. Unfortunately, we cannot accept a selfie photo as identification, nor can we accept a photo of yourself sitting inside the vehicle giving a thumbs-up as proof of ownership. Please submit a government-issued identification card or a passport along with the vehicle registration and /or bill of sale.”
Other geniuses have applied with simply a blurry picture of the vehicle and zero vehicle information. The one that really took the cake was a group photo with three cars in the background.
The runner-up was an inquiry my middle-aged female coworker received of a girl in a thong suggestively posing inside the vehicle in question. That one made her EXTREMELY angry and she wasn’t afraid to let the customer know.
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
Selfies And Thumbs-Up And Thongs, Oh My
You would be amazed at the number of times I have to send this response letter to a customer inquiry.
Letter: “Thank you for your interest in [Anti-Theft Service] for your vehicle. Unfortunately, we cannot accept a selfie photo as identification, nor can we accept a photo of yourself sitting inside the vehicle giving a thumbs-up as proof of ownership. Please submit a government-issued identification card or a passport along with the vehicle registration and /or bill of sale.”
Other geniuses have applied with simply a blurry picture of the vehicle and zero vehicle information. The one that really took the cake was a group photo with three cars in the background.
The runner-up was an inquiry my middle-aged female coworker received of a girl in a thong suggestively posing inside the vehicle in question. That one made her EXTREMELY angry and she wasn’t afraid to let the customer know.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago
I too, curse anyone who wakes me up!
David_the_CAD 10 months ago
You want a selfie; you are already cursed.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
It would mean a lot tomb.
Gent 10 months ago
Why you theenks he want to curses you in first place?
cuzinron47 10 months ago
You’re gonna hear some cursing alright.