Ah my dear, if you were my date, I would want you to continue with what you are doing right now. And, might I add how soft your skin appears. Might I run my hands across your flat tummy. Hey, put that gun away! When I said that I wanted to see your guns, that is not what I had in mind.
margueritem over 15 years ago
And how about my purse size tear gas canister and my brass knuckles? No one can say that Mom doesn’t take care of her little girl.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
In some families this isn’t a misunderstanding.
coltish1 over 15 years ago
Mom probably doesn’t use it that much any more, except as maybe a “come hither” inducement …
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Ah my dear, if you were my date, I would want you to continue with what you are doing right now. And, might I add how soft your skin appears. Might I run my hands across your flat tummy. Hey, put that gun away! When I said that I wanted to see your guns, that is not what I had in mind.
drbob456 over 15 years ago
look, Monty! It’s Jane Russell!
3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago
…purple makes her look fat…
TWAdair over 15 years ago
“This is mah rifle, this is mah gun, this is for shootin’, this is for fun.”
It’s not the size of the gun, but what you do with it…
And the best protection a girl can have? A big brother linebacker. (Or a made man.)
StewS2 about 6 years ago
Should be a taser, so she can fry his junk if he thinks hearing “NO” is foreplay.