Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 17, 2009

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    And how about my purse size tear gas canister and my brass knuckles? No one can say that Mom doesn’t take care of her little girl.

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    ejcapulet  over 15 years ago

    In some families this isn’t a misunderstanding.

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    coltish1  over 15 years ago

    Mom probably doesn’t use it that much any more, except as maybe a “come hither” inducement …

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    Ah my dear, if you were my date, I would want you to continue with what you are doing right now. And, might I add how soft your skin appears. Might I run my hands across your flat tummy. Hey, put that gun away! When I said that I wanted to see your guns, that is not what I had in mind.

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    drbob456  over 15 years ago

    look, Monty! It’s Jane Russell!

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago

    …purple makes her look fat…

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    TWAdair  over 15 years ago

    “This is mah rifle, this is mah gun, this is for shootin’, this is for fun.”

    It’s not the size of the gun, but what you do with it…

    And the best protection a girl can have? A big brother linebacker. (Or a made man.)

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    StewS2  over 6 years ago

    Should be a taser, so she can fry his junk if he thinks hearing “NO” is foreplay.

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