The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 20, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    From Not Always Right : When The Cars Align, But So Do The Stars

    I am driving to work, and another car breaks a whole range of laws at an intersection. Long story short, I end up with a huge dent on the side of my car and a snapped-off mirror. I’m about to get out of the car to swap insurance details, but the driver of the other car screeches away once they’ve composed themselves.

    “Great,” I think. “Just what I needed.”

    I get to the fast food place where I work and start taking orders. Later in the day, the planets align for me, as a very recognizable yellow SUV pulls into the parking lot. I even notice the slight dent on the vehicle from where it collided with mine.

    A stereotypical soccer mom type steps out of the car, yammering on her phone (gee, it’s a wonder she didn’t have an accident!), and walks into the store.

    Customer: Still on her phone call “I’ll have a [chicken sandwich meal].”

    Me: “Do you have a rewards account with us?”

    Customer: Between her call and me “No, what’s that?”

    Me: “Oh, it allows you to get discounts on meals with us. All we need is your phone number and your email, and the first meal is on the house.”

    Customer: “Sweet! Sign me up!”

    I wrote down her details, and off she went with her free meal. I might have had to pay for her meal out of my pocket, but my insurance company is going to be charging her a lot more when I pass on her details along with her license plate number!

    NOT my story!

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    He’s not Lucy.

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    seanfear  7 months ago

    sorry Rory but business is business ….

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Such as: why are you hauling people around in Rory’s wagon?

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why doesn’t the boy have his helmet on, and he still has that vacant stare on his face.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member 7 months ago

    This is a widely misquoted line from ‘I Love Lucy’. Ricky never actually said it. It’s an urban myth.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 7 months ago

    A clear case of wagon theft. :)

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    BRBurns1960  7 months ago

    He roped me into it

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