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Middle kid had a beau who read her diary and pitched a fit because she had crushes on other fellows before they met. I asked him if he thought she was going to wait around on one foot waiting for him to show up. “A woman is like a bar of soap. Hold her too tight and you’re going to lose her.”
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
Wait till you read her texts to her girlfriends about you!
jmworacle 11 months ago
And she’s still with you?
Dani Rice 11 months ago
Middle kid had a beau who read her diary and pitched a fit because she had crushes on other fellows before they met. I asked him if he thought she was going to wait around on one foot waiting for him to show up. “A woman is like a bar of soap. Hold her too tight and you’re going to lose her.”
And they did come to a parting of the ways.
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
You read and carry your girlfriends diary around with you? You’re no just nosy, you’re invasive. The KGB and CIA could take lessons.
MichaelD Premium Member 11 months ago
At least his interview with the NSA will go well.
TimeLordSoundwave 11 months ago
My therapist thinks I have kleptomania. At least that’s what I read in her notebook when I got home.