Prickly City by Scott Stantis for April 23, 2024

What some people will do just to have a job on television.

Quick!! Someone get in the background and shake some trees for me!

Winslow is doing the necessary work to get him noticed!!

As long as the fan’s spinning, go get your pooper scooper.

GC Still does not allow URLs, but try googling sports guy does the weatherAnd GC, you killin’ us here.

One day I drove to the local super market, and the Weather Channel Van was setting up in the parking lot. An uneasy feeling at best. Got my provisions and hightailed it home, it was a very nasty storm.

Ain’t no hurricanes gettin’ up to the part of Bama you livin’ in with any major force, Stanti…………………………unless, of course, trumpster fire is in charge of their paths.

BTW, Stanti has another editorial piece, FALSE EQUIVALENCY!!!!!!!

You’ll have to fake it better than that.

Emulating Jim Cantore.

Just why do they put their people at risk to tell us what not to do while they’re doing it? We know if it’s snowing, raining, windy, stormy (not that Stormy), a tornado or blizzard or hurricane. All we have to do is look out the window. If it’s happening somewhere else, they can point the camera out the window for us. News should be news, not entertainment.

Got a Sharpie pen?

Hurricanes are no joke; just joke about something else.

A big hurricane season?

Why would that be? (unless it’s another one of them Chinese hoaxes)