Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 26, 2024

and driving with a suspended license.

And she’s a member of DAMM.

Thank goodness she wasn’t driving on highway 105.

Come on, Grimm, that’s no excuse for Mother Goose’s poor driving.

You mean she was driving backwards??

I couldn’t learn in school because I had dailysex.

I mean dyslexia.

I actually tried to use this excuse many years ago. The officer did not find it amusing.

I tried that exact excuse the first time I got pulled over. Didn’t work then, either.

Being colorblind doesn’t excuse running the lights.