The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 27, 2024

I donated all my pocket change (about $5) to a scout troop the day after we got married. Not one thank you. Never again!

That hot tip was worthless.

Jeez, over here we have the wise ram on the hill. Over there we have the wise a.. on the hill. There goes the neighborhood.

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Day after day

Alone on a hill

The ram with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still

But nobody wants to know him

They can see that he’s just a fool

And he never gives an answer

But the fool on the hill…

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Well, to be fair, that wasn’t one of the best things… ☺

The best things in life are freaks.

Tip: don’t seek advice from gurus on a hill top.

I gave a cab driver a 30% tip yesterday. He handed me into the cab, loaded all my groceries in the back, made civil small chat on the way home, helped me out of the cab and brought all my groceries into the house. Money well spent.

where’s he keep that tip jar??

We don’t see a price list, so free? 30% of nothing is still nothing..

Pastis is on line 1…