Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 17, 2024

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    But his biggest expense if for moisturizers.

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    Knightman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Covered in dust!!!

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    His list isn’t just current; it’s revolting.

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    It may be extensive, but it all boils down to Tanna Leaves… ☺

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    He’s got a lot of mummy issues.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Did you bring all the scrolls??? :)

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    at that age, he’s probably drinking formaldehyde for breakfast…

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    Tanna leaves are now an endangered species and their export is forbidden.

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    paullp Premium Member 8 months ago

    Whichever mummified organs are still attached to his anatomy (didn’t they remove a lot of organs from the body and store them separately?) wouldn’t be subject to the diseases that can afflict a living body. My guess is that his medication list is about to be winnowed down substantially.

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