Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 29, 2024

The best, purrfect final panel.

The last panel raises and entirely different set of questions.

Technically, if the socks are covered in mayonnaise, they couldn’t be considered clean anyway. Redundancy alert, redundancy alert!

Dirty socks covered in mayonnaise? I expected that from Kliban, but not from Paul Gilligan!

Socks are much more affectionate and smell loads better.

Really? He can’t tell the difference between a cat and a pile of dirty socks?!

Mayonnaise, is that what he tells you? Judging by the size of the pile, you either need to give your man some loving, or do laundry more often.

Why not both?

“Socks covered in mayonnaise”? My mind’s eye and my gag reflex are arm wrestling to see who’s more disgusted? Oddly enough, now I want a bologna sandwich.

i only use mustard on my socks

So then was it really Moo Mittens in the tree?

I think Poncho needs glasses! And Carmen needs a housekeeper! :)

Mayonnaise?!?!?!?

Put ‘em in a fancy box and hide ’em in Adam@Home’s house…

A pile of socks be covered with mayonnaise? Well, now we know why Carmine and Chaz don’t have any kids, but who am I to judge a couples fetishes.