Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 12, 2024

What’s a frat party here and there…..

A very stable genius

Did he survive it?

Ted Kennedy?

As of late that may be the reason that we are seeing what is going on with some of the colleges lately ?

I knew a couple of folks in college who tried to attain the 4.0 BAC. One wrapped his ‘68 Mustang around a phone pole. He lived, the car didn’t. Idiot.

Extremely intelligent people show their intelligence, they don’t brag about it.

He had a lot of fun B.A.C. in the day.

And he’s been brain dead ever since

….and his sister was eaten by a Pekinese.

He’s almost of bigly intelligence.

He has a profound understanding of gravity from toppling off barstools.

“I liked beer. I still like beer.”

Remember when the former President “aced” a cognitive test? It’s not an IQ test but he acted like he had qualified for a Rhodes Scholar award.

“I am the greatest example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect that has ever lived. Nobody has ever Dunninged OR Krugered like me, much less both.” We won’t hear that, though, because it’s true.

Politicians ARE intelligent. They convince idiots to vote for them, and then they fleece the idiots that voted for them.

Does his name happen to be Brett

Love that collective “HA!”

he’s got my vote

.4 is essentially fatal, so 4.0…zowee!!

He was silver medal in panty raids.