Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 23, 2024

Anyone actually going to visit the website?

First people to go had the darker skin.

At the police station they are now arraigning cats and dogs.

When the pond is drained, only the upper scum remains.

At least he’s consistent, fires three each time.

Eventually, they may cut the right person.

We have to do less with no more????

2024- I’m taking my $100 million golden parachute and leaving.

“$h!t…now I have to do actual work!

American business at its “best.”

That was the language that was used in the federal prisons back in the early 2000’s. The politicians were talking about lowering the deficit and everyone had to tighten the belts as campaign rhetoric. Inmates were asking if robots were going to be implemented as more positions were vacated.

What I see is a business that is going under.

Doing more with less has always been the predictable mantra of every enterprise. Right up to their extinction.

I’ve known CEOs to thin-out the execs that did not play golf. Another that hated execs that did.

Except that don’t cut from the board room.

Everyone knows that cuts don’t apply to the people at the top.

Not a very good likeness of Musk.

The only thing you can do with less is less.

Looks like the end of the Record Industry……..phfiiiiit!

Usually the workers get cut before any board members get cut… maybe at this point the factory was already shuttered?