Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 11, 2024

Goat whisperer?

and that’s a goal to work for – i guess? o_O

And there goes your dole!

Just when he had a chance for that dream job: goat whisperer.

Mattress tester

Great! That’s means no job for good. (I think)

Andy is no GOAT…. he’s really a GLOAT…. Greatest Layabout Of All Time!

Persistance pays! Or not.

Is Nick Saban looking for a new Secretary?

Seems the right incentive might be to cut the dole money.

So STOP giving him checks!

Quit giving him money and he will wake up.

You could whisper to goats, Andy.

I grew up on a farm and goats are great. Milk, meat and they can clean up an overgrown area of briars, brush, weeds and small saplings. Cheap to own and care for. But they can stink. Yuk.

Excuse me, but isn’t part of Andy getting his dole money going on job interviews? Have you tried halting the payments?

He’s a slow learner.

One of my neighbors down the road has goats. They’re fun to watch.

Has anyone actually ever offered Andy a job? I think it would be hilarious for the job centre to set it up for a place to offer one just to see his reaction. Maybe as a joke, maybe for real.

I think it would be hilarious if the Job Centre would set him up and have a business actually offer him a job. What do you think Andy would do, besides blow a gasket? I don’t know if Smythe has ever done it before, but it could be quite funny.