Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 12, 2024

She ain’t the blue bird of happiness.

The early bird should get to make the coffee.

Sometimes the early bird gets and uses all the hot water.

I would have thought the coffee would come before the worms.

Second mouse: where’s bob? Looks like he left his cheese here….

So, just brew a fresh pot and drink it all!

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

Oh, for Peet’s sake!

remember it’s @ before # except after $

snooze? you lose.

This just cracked me up! LOLOL

NOT the bluebird of happiness, before his first coffee.