What? No comments!?!
Have you all been scared off, or do you have the kids this week?
Wouldn’t the anxiety closet be more comfortable?
Try sleeping. It works for me.
Well, there is a bed just above you.. and surely monsters enjoy sex as well.. A whole week of frolicking is something some folk pay money for
“Wanna listen to Bowie’s ‘Scary Monsters’ again?”
Crawl under the car and do some repairs. Nothing causes more anxiety than funny thunks and grinding noises from cars.
Oh, no. Monsters-under-the-bed are de facto part of any custody agreement. Otherwise it would be “feather bedding” to have two different sets of monsters. No good lawyer would allow that.
The monsters could go visit the monsters under Calvin’s bed.
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DJohnny 2 months ago
What? No comments!?!
Have you all been scared off, or do you have the kids this week?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago
Wouldn’t the anxiety closet be more comfortable?
ladykat 2 months ago
Try sleeping. It works for me.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago
Well, there is a bed just above you.. and surely monsters enjoy sex as well.. A whole week of frolicking is something some folk pay money for
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
“Wanna listen to Bowie’s ‘Scary Monsters’ again?”
PoodleGroomer 2 months ago
Crawl under the car and do some repairs. Nothing causes more anxiety than funny thunks and grinding noises from cars.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Oh, no. Monsters-under-the-bed are de facto part of any custody agreement. Otherwise it would be “feather bedding” to have two different sets of monsters. No good lawyer would allow that.
einarbt about 2 months ago
The monsters could go visit the monsters under Calvin’s bed.