Monty by Jim Meddick for June 01, 2024

I can smell him from here.

Maybe the door plug will fall out of the astral plane and air it out.

Astral gapo.

Not superstitious? Yet he knows unequivocally of the existence of ghosts, time travel and higher powers? How can he not be superstitious?

Don’t

maybe it’s the asstral plane he’s smelling.

Uggh!

And take the hippie dude with you! I can’t stand the patchouli anymore! :)

Maybe it’s the soup.

Does anybody take baths any more?

If a hippy ghost says that, the situation must be critical.