Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 31, 2024

I would never get a burger from a place with an actual chef. Just a waste. An 18 year old can make a burger.

Compliments, Condiments … Po-TAY-to, Po-TAH-to …

I guess I’ll have to give my compliments to my meal.

You’re a great burger. I like how your buns are toasted. I like your taste in fries. I appreciate your being here. Thank you for feeding me.

Duh!

ha! :D

I would never eat without using condiments. I believe it’s better to practice safe eating, especially when going for seconds. Otherwise you may end up with a little meal in about 9 months.

Chef-made burgers always have the oddest combinations of adornments. The best burgers come from a diner, not a restaurant.

No tip for him.

Best pun of the day.

Now the chef has ketchup in his hair.

Most chefs hate it when you put ketchup on top of your food. They think it tastes good enough without it.