Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 27, 2024

And we go to commercial break.

Pray?

You think, Mr. Hamster? And how does Cobra fit into this plan(she will, I think)?

Tell before his fists start giggling!!!

When Rip is in Conan mode it’s better to leave the dramatic pauses out of the scene.

Meh, not much of a beating with a soft beard

ka-caesura

Just leave the “dramatic paws” to Dr Foster from now on.

Yes … but we are!

Ka-violent whisker removal. :)

He’ll beat you with his dramatic paws.

Ka-pause!

KA-DRAMATIC PAUSE!

Don’t make Rip angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

I’d kind of like to see him beaten with his Rip ripped beard.

Do you think this is when Rip might be told(again)that he is actually dreaming at Cobra’s wedding(Hey, this plot couldn’t get any offer; it has already been too gritty)?

Rip is all out of patience. So talk of become a patient.