Close to Home by John McPherson for May 27, 2024

there should be a special Hell for toppers

More of a roasting or browning than a tanning isn’t it ?

Bleeb wouldn’t be caught in h*ll

The best way to show the depth of a tan is to show the contrast with the white. Don’t show me your tan, show me your white. Both (o )( o) and \|/, if you don’t mind.

The devil you say!

Tanner is about to get smacked.

I don’t tan. I wear lots of sunscreen because of my very fair skin.

It’s not really possible to tan down there where the sun don’t shine.

Wait a minute! This isn’t a tan!?

NYAAAAAAAAAHH! IT’S A BROWN SUGAR GLAZE!!!

(I know it’s a rerun, and I remember most of John’s stuff, but I actually don’t remember this one!)

…so we know who the truck driver is!

as if things weren’t bad enuf…now he’s gotta spend eternity with this guy!

Ha! Finally the Beach body you’ve always dreamed of!

Yeah, well my head is way more tanner than yours. :)

On the way to being crisp

Always an optimist in every crowd. Bah, humbug!

Such a positive attitude, he won’t last long.

His pride followed him even to Hades.

It’s not going to see daylight where I shove it. :)

“D@mn that looks good!”

“Hell yeah it does.”

I don’t care for the flippant view of hell, but it’s just a comic and boy does it nail that personality type.