Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 15, 2024

Now watch the escargot!

Not going to happen.

Picturing the self-checkout line.

What? I thought I was sprinting.

Be grateful that manners are being put on display for a change.

I’m not running.

So that’s how you tell the males from the females; the male snails open doors

I assume that isn’t a fast food place,

I’m sure he’s used to waiting, it’ll take him some time to get through the door himself.

That’s the way slugs go; ride’em cowboy, ever so slow!

My maternal grandmother had a saying which I have come to adopt—“If I have to hurry, I don’t go.”