I’ve had three deadlatches fail in the last four years. “Lifetime” guaranty. Which is how long it takes to convince Schlage customer “service” to send a replacement. I lied, I’ve never gotten a replacement. Oddly enough, Lowe’s has lots of deadlatches for sale, which is good because one of the replacements I purchased is failing.
This is especially helpful after spending fifteen minutes on hold, while being told how important your call is considered, until the words lose all their meaning.
Is this strip defective? The essence comes through loud and clear to me, but for my wife, who is brilliant but for whom English is a second language, an unassisted reading did not convey the essence. And its logic did not come through to me without my creative cooperation. Let’s try to fix it! Lame attempt: Can’t we have the third panel show the question being posed by the caller? Come on, y’all can do better!
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
Sorry about that!
david_42 6 months ago
I’ve had three deadlatches fail in the last four years. “Lifetime” guaranty. Which is how long it takes to convince Schlage customer “service” to send a replacement. I lied, I’ve never gotten a replacement. Oddly enough, Lowe’s has lots of deadlatches for sale, which is good because one of the replacements I purchased is failing.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 6 months ago
Sorry about that………
mistercatworks 6 months ago
This is especially helpful after spending fifteen minutes on hold, while being told how important your call is considered, until the words lose all their meaning.
Byron Spears 6 months ago
Is this strip defective? The essence comes through loud and clear to me, but for my wife, who is brilliant but for whom English is a second language, an unassisted reading did not convey the essence. And its logic did not come through to me without my creative cooperation. Let’s try to fix it! Lame attempt: Can’t we have the third panel show the question being posed by the caller? Come on, y’all can do better!