Strange Brew by John Deering for May 29, 2024

Monsters’ "Ball"buster.

Tommy Filipo then had a long and successful career working for Disney.

Where was that guy when I was a kid?

My perpetual nightmare was a large backyard with a big white horse trying to get me and my hiding under the house so it couldn’t,

Go ahead and kill them all, monster guy. It’s okay.

So, the “thing” under the bed gets away?

So what is the name of the thing in the closet? Curious readers want to know …

Good luck with that, Tommy! Wait ‘til you see his hourly billing rate.

I never had a problem with under the bed; for me it was the closet; my mother would hang a shirt on the door and in the twilight it looked like a ghost.

This appears to be a literal version of “courting disaster”.

clothing arguments.

See you in night court. :)

Hey Kid, the Castle Doctrine (particularly in a Stand-Your-Ground state) allows you to grab that bat leaning on the wall and use it as appropriate against the things/monsters.

Rules and Regulations vary between jurisdictions, consult a lawyer for guidance in non-comic strip related situations.

Now you’re in for it. You got the lawyers involved…..

A good lawyer would start with a restraining order, which is NOT automatically part of a harassment suit.