Kliban by B. Kliban for May 29, 2024

Earwax collectors. What ya gonna do?

She licked her finger, too.

She never quite grasped the nuances of flirting.

Getting a wet willy in a bus station ranks right up there among worst things that can happen. Mind, it could be an icebreaker and on the bus lead to more.. umm, fingering.

Oh, ick. I’d probably swat her and get into trouble.

I’d forgotten about the days when there were public lockers in transit stations and airports.

Probably not as bad as the proselytizers (of every imaginable creed).

This is why I never travel by bus anymore.