Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 28, 2024

Is it allowed in his contract to root for the rival team?

P1: what’s with the woman’s lips? Does she have piercings? A retainer?

P2: Why is Velma shooting a dirty look? Couldn’t find Scooby in the crowd?

Who’s the schmuck in a uni without a number? The ghost runner?

P1 That’s what Keri said.

P2 (Kim to Doody): <“Mine’s bigger.” > (Doody to Kim): <“No it’s not.”>

P3 “Ummm Coach, it’s Tuesday today.”

P1- Frannie’s mouth is puffed up after a visit to her dentist Issac Yankem. Where’s Frannie’s ring? Luke has enough forearm hair to curry brush a pony.

P4: “Coach, I just met you

This strip is crazy

But where’s my number

Bruh Whigs is lazy”

Lemme guess… Pedro won his emancipation suit against Luke and his cheering violates a restraining order. Yas. Extra. JaJaJaJajaaaaa!

P2: Who’s throwing batteries?

Two panels of spectators cheering and one panel of players milling around after the game. Sports Action, Ladies and Gentlemen!

I love Coach Doyle’s expression in P2: “Didn’t we fire that jerk? And now he’s back? Can we get him banned from the stadium, or something?”

P-4: (Nightmare): “Coach, it’s no fair! My family is supporting me and I hate ’em!”

(Coach: “Did somebody miss his nap?”

Wait, is that Pedro in the stands cheering for Pedro? He looks way too old and tall to be Luke, Jr. And why are the coaches píssed about them cheering for Pedro? Unless there’s a restraining order against Luke and they’re about to call the sheriff. And speaking of calling, call everyone you know and let them know that Grumpire is still starring in today’s stellar episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

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when will coach doyle announce she has a wife even kaz wouldnt tap that

good game everybody and no kid cant talk there s dishes to be washed and i get beat with a bamboo pole if im late

P3: you heard him everyone. Let’s take the next six days off and check back on Monday.

Who ARE these people?

VT coaching brains trust irked at idiotic cheering fans unaware the game has ended…

Looks like Pedro is the Gen Z version of Wilbur Wood starting both games of a doubleheader.

P4: Greggg Hammm cheers, only he’s standing in the street, looking at a telephone pole.

Where am I?Shhh—go back to sleep.