Lola by Todd Clark for June 25, 2024

She eats her curds and whey hot?

Little Miss Muffet

Got down from her tuffet

And smashed that gross thing with her heel.

To ensure it was dead

She stomped on its head

Then proceeded to finish her meal.

No whey to root for little Miss Smartmouth.

Hey Lola, Knock on BC’s door and see if the spider from the May 4th strip is busy.

Nope. I’ll never root for a spider under any circumstances.

Muffet ain’t as sweet as she looks.

Rooting, He…ck. I’m going for the assist!