That’s not the half of it.
HAWN-sel? HAWN-sel!?
Obese people are difficult to kidnap.
It would be best to use a George Foreman Grill.
They look pretty ripe and juicy, though. Yum!
21st century siblings!!!!!
It’s still OK once in a while…
What?
And high levels of micro-plastics as well.
Disgusting things, aren’t they?
She stopped ordering from the kids’ menu.
Ha! Perhaps you’re not rendering them properly.
Well, if you’re going to keep luring them with houses made of gingerbread and candy, what do you expect?
She needs to pay a visit to the local witch market, and see if they have any of the low-cholesterol varieties in stock. (Can’t you just see the advertising: “New! Improved! 50% Less Cholesterol Than Standard Children!”)
She has no re-Gretels.
Imagine 29 days ago
That’s not the half of it.
enigmamz 29 days ago
HAWN-sel? HAWN-sel!?
Qiset 29 days ago
Obese people are difficult to kidnap.
The Reader Premium Member 29 days ago
It would be best to use a George Foreman Grill.
dlkrueger33 29 days ago
They look pretty ripe and juicy, though. Yum!
rockyridge1977 29 days ago
21st century siblings!!!!!
Tigressy 29 days ago
It’s still OK once in a while…
What?
mokspr Premium Member 29 days ago
And high levels of micro-plastics as well.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 29 days ago
Disgusting things, aren’t they?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 29 days ago
She stopped ordering from the kids’ menu.
Mike Baldwin creator 29 days ago
Ha! Perhaps you’re not rendering them properly.
The Brooklyn Accent 29 days ago
Well, if you’re going to keep luring them with houses made of gingerbread and candy, what do you expect?
paullp Premium Member 29 days ago
She needs to pay a visit to the local witch market, and see if they have any of the low-cholesterol varieties in stock. (Can’t you just see the advertising: “New! Improved! 50% Less Cholesterol Than Standard Children!”)
eddi-TBH 28 days ago
She has no re-Gretels.