Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 03, 2024

I just use it to see if the light goes on and off…..

Whether it needs it or not?

If it ain’t broke, don’t grease it.

Only when my wife flushes a toothbrush down the toilet.

Just in case, eh?

He’s the silent midnight snacker.

He looks at the food and says “Oh, yes. Come to Cosmo.”