Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for June 14, 2024

Red’s our man

Busted!

Customer: I’d like to buy some long underwear.

Salesman: How long would you like to have them.

Customer: About til March.

I’d like to buy enough milk for a milk bath. “Do you want it pasteurized” No, just up to my waist!

Not a good joke, everybody knows who the Midnight Skulker is.

I thought he vanished with a POOF after showing up during the day…