Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 17, 2024

If the Scottish and the Irish went to war, no matter the victor, both sides would have kilt it.

Aye, yi, yi!

The Eyes have it!!!

Did you enjoy the chapter on Scottish pirate optometrists? … Aye Aye

“Lassie.”

“HʘʘT MON!”

Great, now I want a wee dram of Johnnie Walker Black, and it’s only 830AM.

C’mon man! September 19th is Speak Like A Pirate Day …!

( that is, in English with a stereotypical West Country accent )

“Very good lass! Nah ken you read the next letter, please?”

Take the low road to Loch Lomond.

If you keep it up, LIL, ya gonna get kilt.

“Aye,” or, Eye?"