Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 26, 2024

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    Izzy Moreno  6 months ago

    Two swedes arrived on the Mayflower, and the first thing they did was try a hot dog.

    As the first Swede went to take a bite, he became red with embarrassment, and asked his friend “vich part of the dog did you get, Johannson?”

    I may have butchered the joke, I don’t know anything about Sweden.

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    Skeptical Meg  6 months ago

    ♫…why don’t you take all of me? ♫

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    storminnorman2010  6 months ago

    Start spreading the news…

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    ctolson  6 months ago

    No one will ever notice the extra pee on the sidewalk, alley ways, fire hydrants, etc.

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    “New York City?!?!”

    A famous line from Pace salsa commercials.

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    dosbears Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of the book Don’t Need The Whole Dog!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago

    Two criminals were planning to flee the scene of the crime. One says, “We better get our @sses out of here.” The other responds, “And the rest of our bodies, too!”

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