Superman costumes come with a warning not to attempt to fly. I can only assume that kids were jumping off high places, even tho Superman can start from the ground. Jerry Seinfeld said he’d like to see the kid who’s dumb enough to try it but smart enough to check the label first.
electricshadow Premium Member 5 days ago
I think Wile E. Coyote learned the same lesson about superhero costumes.
mccollunsky 5 days ago
You need a real vampire for that, Lio. Plus being a vampire really sucks.
xaingo 5 days ago
The most terrifying words in the world, Buyer Beware.
Imagine 5 days ago
Velty or no velty, that is the question.
markkahler52 5 days ago
But those teeth REALLY do the trick!!
William Robbins Premium Member 5 days ago
Awww…
rshive 5 days ago
That company knows Lio well.
SofaKing 5 days ago
Lio should hang out with Scary Gary.
aaronacademy2012 5 days ago
Must’ve been a monster in my socks
Stephen Gilberg 5 days ago
Superman costumes come with a warning not to attempt to fly. I can only assume that kids were jumping off high places, even tho Superman can start from the ground. Jerry Seinfeld said he’d like to see the kid who’s dumb enough to try it but smart enough to check the label first.
eddi-TBH 5 days ago
Drat. Foiled by reality again.
DaBump Premium Member 5 days ago
I, for one, am glad it doesn’t work that way!
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member 4 days ago
Lio has seen “The House that Dripped Blood” too many times.