Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 21, 2024

I thought that semi-formal meant a tuxedo top with shorts.

A penguin wearing a tropical shirt—talk about climate change!

What could it be called if a penguin is wearing a backwards baseball cap?

No one looks smart wearing a propeller beanie

I thought all penguins wore tuxedos.

I understand most Penguins enjoy the code.

In a way, penguins have it made, especially if compared to working women: no waking up in the morning and agonizing over what to wear to their jobs that day.