“Forget the toast. I’ll have the penne all’arrabbiata.”
from the “Death Star Canteen” routine by Eddie Izzard.
My toaster burns Darth Vaders face into the toast. Yes, I an that much of a nerd.
Darth has a light sabre that specializes in bad pun evisceration!!
All toast is burnt, it’s literally the definition of toast…burnt bread. Degree…different argument.
The Big Bang Theory featured an episode about Sheldon instructing Bernadette in the myriad versions of toast (French, Melba, etc.). My favorite was the Star Wars toast, which featured a light side and a dark side…
May the FARCE be with us!
Eightball, i am your father
“I find your lack of marmalade disturbing.”
So that’s what that smell is. So no brain tumor? What? Who said that?
I see that Eight-ball has a Mr. Wriggly refrigerator magnet…!
These are not the breakfast breads you are looking for.
Mr. Wiggly: He isn’t here personally, but he is a magnet on the refrigerator.
September 18, 2015
SteveHL 11 days ago
“Forget the toast. I’ll have the penne all’arrabbiata.”
from the “Death Star Canteen” routine by Eddie Izzard.
Alyssa the Great 11 days ago
My toaster burns Darth Vaders face into the toast. Yes, I an that much of a nerd.
markkahler52 11 days ago
Darth has a light sabre that specializes in bad pun evisceration!!
gokar RLV 11 days ago
All toast is burnt, it’s literally the definition of toast…burnt bread. Degree…different argument.
Jody H. Premium Member 11 days ago
The Big Bang Theory featured an episode about Sheldon instructing Bernadette in the myriad versions of toast (French, Melba, etc.). My favorite was the Star Wars toast, which featured a light side and a dark side…
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 11 days ago
May the FARCE be with us!
oakie817 11 days ago
Eightball, i am your father
amaneaux 11 days ago
“I find your lack of marmalade disturbing.”
Mike Baldwin creator 11 days ago
So that’s what that smell is. So no brain tumor? What? Who said that?
JPuzzleWhiz 11 days ago
I see that Eight-ball has a Mr. Wriggly refrigerator magnet…!
mistercatworks 10 days ago
These are not the breakfast breads you are looking for.
banjoAhhh! 10 days ago
Mr. Wiggly: He isn’t here personally, but he is a magnet on the refrigerator.