When my father was alive, I called him every couple of weeks. He would talk for five minutes then say the phone was cramping his hand. After he died, I called my mother every six weeks. We would talk for an hour before she ran out of things to say and wanted to talk about the wonderfulness of Trump and Abbott. Then, I had to go.
jmworacle 7 months ago
Does Lila have a “Jewish Mother”?
GaryCooper 7 months ago
Why is Lila sleeping on the couch? She has a bed.
Milady Meg 7 months ago
Lila: How are you mom?
Mom: Terrible I haven’t eaten in a week.
Lila: Why not???
Mom: I didn’t want to have a mouth full of food in case you called.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
When my father was alive, I called him every couple of weeks. He would talk for five minutes then say the phone was cramping his hand. After he died, I called my mother every six weeks. We would talk for an hour before she ran out of things to say and wanted to talk about the wonderfulness of Trump and Abbott. Then, I had to go.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] 7 months ago
She has to sleep on the couch? No bed? Sad.