Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for July 04, 2024

I figured he’d be more interested in killing Fantasy Football lineups.

Aside from trades and free agents signing, nothing is happing now, except bad news. Except perhaps injuries to Cowpokers

Should be a lottery for the first torn ACL.

I’d hate to see what he does to kid athletes like the Dawgs or the Panthers.

I saw this joke quite a few years ago -

NFL = National Felons League

Some things don’t change, I guess.

He’s waiting for the first game of the season to visit Aaron Rodgers, again.

Just get the Supreme Court to give them all immunity.

The ‘keeping the players out of jail’ bit isn’t working. See further ‘Lonnie Phelps,’ Florida (of course… he plays, or perhaps used to play, for Cleveland (again, of course) but did silly things, multiple, in Deepest South Flori-duh.) arrested for driving an SUV into a restaurant. Alcohol was involved. Of course. There are others; he’s just the funniest. He had the funniest Flori-duh NFL player arrest report since the time when another Cleveland (of course) player was arrested, drunk, naked, roaming the beach, and hitting policemen. Memo to the Browns: Browns player, Florida, bad combination. Unless you’re into slapstick comedy.

In other news, Minnesota has just set the all-time NFL record of players arrested in one year: 60 arrests. Given that it’s a 53-man roster, plus a ‘practice squad’ of up to 16, it seems that there ain’t much to do up on the Frozen Tundra when not actually on the field.

Plus, the UFL claims Caitlin Clark is the reason for their downturn in attendance!

We watch the sports section of the news to see the weekly tragedy of too much money enabling no brains and no self discipline to ruin future lives.

NY TIMES had an article on Jim McMahon(Chicago bears)QB and the dozens of surgeries he’s undergone. Plus he has to constantly smoke marijuana to deal with chronic pain