tRumps 10 Condiments: Catsup or Ketchup 1) Thou shalt have no other Gods before me except money.2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image unless it is in my image.3) Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God Donald J. Trump in vain.4) Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy to honor my wonderfulness.5) Honor thy Father and thy Mother for raising me to be the Lord and Savior my cult members adore.6) Thou shalt not kill, unless it’s my enemies.7) Thou shalt not commit adultery unless I feel like it, because you know they like it.8) Thou shalt not steal, unless you can profit from it.9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless it is beneficial to my life.10) Thou shalt not covet anything of thy neighbors unless it makes me feel more superior to them.
Rabies65 6 days ago
Amen.
Kurtass Premium Member 6 days ago
Trumpers will not get this toon.
Judge Magney 6 days ago
Dead. Solid. Perfect.
Patjade 6 days ago
They don’t want to upset the cult followers of the Golden Idle (sic).
cracker65 5 days ago
Oh please, they will never figure out this one. It’s so spot on that it nails them to the wall.
Rich Douglas 5 days ago
Seven Commandments (and a few suggestions).
Pharmakeus Ubik 5 days ago
You tell ’em, Moishe!
IndyW 5 days ago
Tack kit on the walls of the White House, congress, and MSM buildings.
ncorgbl 5 days ago
Special Counsel Jack Smith is today’s ‘John the Baptist’.
LeeGP 5 days ago
He won’t read it—his name is not on the tablet.
sandflea 5 days ago
tRump doesn’t follow any laws, even from the real God.
sandflea 5 days ago
tRumps 10 Condiments: Catsup or Ketchup 1) Thou shalt have no other Gods before me except money.2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image unless it is in my image.3) Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God Donald J. Trump in vain.4) Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy to honor my wonderfulness.5) Honor thy Father and thy Mother for raising me to be the Lord and Savior my cult members adore.6) Thou shalt not kill, unless it’s my enemies.7) Thou shalt not commit adultery unless I feel like it, because you know they like it.8) Thou shalt not steal, unless you can profit from it.9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless it is beneficial to my life.10) Thou shalt not covet anything of thy neighbors unless it makes me feel more superior to them.
luckyduck 4 days ago
yah the Trumplicans are clueless. They’ll never figure out that they’re being played by the Cheeto Beneto.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 days ago
That could be hung a many former Presidents…..while in office!
j.l.farmer 4 days ago
Bravo, Chris Britt, Bravo!!!!!
Zuhl's Wife 4 days ago
Maybe the FPOTUS has been “grandfathered in” or, having been anointed as Blaspheming MAGA Messiah, has been granted immunity from all crimes and sins.