I once had a calendar with Jonathan Winters (R.I.P) talking on the telephone saying: “So you want it good, fast, and cheap? Well pick two and call me back.”
Brutus will get RIGHT ON that report. Yet there is no sign on his desk of a computer, old fashioned typewriter, an in and out box, or even a pen and pencil set, on his empty desk!
And yet Rancid keeps giving Brutus what we assume is important (ish?) work? Can only be for the schadenfreude he gets when, alas, Brutus does indeed botch another assignment. Brutus’s perpetual sunny responses to the Boss always amuse me. Hope springs eternal, I guess…
codycab about 2 months ago
Does chief worry when Brutus works?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago
Does Rancid mean that Brutus is a bad employee?
cracker65 about 2 months ago
You get what you pay for boss.
jmworacle about 2 months ago
I once had a calendar with Jonathan Winters (R.I.P) talking on the telephone saying: “So you want it good, fast, and cheap? Well pick two and call me back.”
nosirrom about 2 months ago
A botch a day keeps the raise away.
Underdog_is_hot about 2 months ago
I think Rancid means Monday instead of tomorrow.
CorkLock about 2 months ago
Can’t you just “feel” the love and confidence oozing from Mr V. That Yellow Vest hurts my eyes. Intimidating.
dcdete. about 2 months ago
Brutus will get RIGHT ON that report. Yet there is no sign on his desk of a computer, old fashioned typewriter, an in and out box, or even a pen and pencil set, on his empty desk!
Just-me about 2 months ago
Our hero isn’t a bad employee, just a bit hapless and occasionally helpless. He does the best he can.
GROG Premium Member about 2 months ago
To botch or not to botch. That is the question.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
The chief should be a motivational speaker
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
Brutus is the Chief’s top botcher…
Chris about 2 months ago
that’s right boss, gee you’re smart… I’d so get smacked. :D
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Teacher: Wakko, what is the meaning of the word “Procrastination”?
Wakko: I’ll tell you tomorrow.
- Animaniacs
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I suppose Rancid also likes to pop kids balloons
Ken Norris Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’ll get around to procrastinating tomorrow, maybe…
DenO Premium Member about 2 months ago
There is always enough time to do a job a second time, correctly.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
The Chief….simply put A JERK!
Tired about 2 months ago
I’ve been thinking about joining the Procrastination Club but I can’t seem to get there on time!
ladykat about 2 months ago
Do you want it done fast, or do you want me to do it right?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago
And yet Rancid keeps giving Brutus what we assume is important (ish?) work? Can only be for the schadenfreude he gets when, alas, Brutus does indeed botch another assignment. Brutus’s perpetual sunny responses to the Boss always amuse me. Hope springs eternal, I guess…
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
I guess the boss’s philosophy is expect the worse, hope for passable.
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
Something like that Chief. I’ll get it right sooner than later….
andersjg Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rancid is a pro castigator.
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
brutus will devote just the right amount of time to botching it… ☺
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yes, Bossman, that is what Brutus said. Now that he has had to converse with you, he doesn’t have time to do your chore.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
I would not want to work for Veebs!