FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 14, 2024

They really need to release the kid in the wild for a month or two.

Yeah, it’s like a combination of River Raid and Frogger.

So, 2004 — twenty years ago.. which means Jason is roughly 30-31 today. Terrifying to think what he’s up to now.

Why do they call it “football”, when, for most of the game, players are either throwing, catching or running with the ball, and it hardly ever touches anyone’s feet?

Hmmm. Jason plays football with Peter.

Why is there a pop top on his can?

I think it was Bear Bryant who insisted that his linebackers be “agile, mobile, and hostile.”

It’s a good question, actually….

Some kids should be forced to play outside.

And basketball?