I see this happening all the time on America’s Funniest Home Videos tv programs. Even adults do stupid things in the house. What kills me is when people put on the virtual reality goggles and trash whatever’s in the room like expensive HDTV’s and what not. So stupid that’s it’s totally funny.
Many moons ago, while horsing around in the family pool, I deliberately spiked my little sister off the top of the head with a toy football…unluckily for me, right in front of my father. He grabbed the football and fired a long bomb into the back woods…never to be seen again. Then he grounded me for the rest of the summer.
sirbadger 4 days ago
Punting backwards is a neat trick because it confuses the opposition.
rekam Premium Member 4 days ago
Take it away anyway. And take the replacement charges out of his allowance.
Sanspareil 4 days ago
Now Peter will be punted!
SquidGamerGal 3 days ago
Why are you tossing around a football in the house in the first place?!
ladykat 3 days ago
Confiscate the football.
dflak 3 days ago
Peter has a future as a lawyer.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 days ago
I see this happening all the time on America’s Funniest Home Videos tv programs. Even adults do stupid things in the house. What kills me is when people put on the virtual reality goggles and trash whatever’s in the room like expensive HDTV’s and what not. So stupid that’s it’s totally funny.
Godfreydaniel 3 days ago
Sack him!
billdaviswords 3 days ago
“Peter, if you throw or kick that football in the house again, no dinner or snacks for you.” As bad as her cooking is, he’d give in.
M.K.Staffeld 3 days ago
Gotta love those loopholes!
Fennec! at the Disco 3 days ago
Punt his keister out into the yard!
And while you’re at it, take a pair of scissors and explosively disassemble the football!
sincavage05 3 days ago
Technecalities..
ktrabbit 3 days ago
Many moons ago, while horsing around in the family pool, I deliberately spiked my little sister off the top of the head with a toy football…unluckily for me, right in front of my father. He grabbed the football and fired a long bomb into the back woods…never to be seen again. Then he grounded me for the rest of the summer.
Worth it.