I see this happening all the time on America’s Funniest Home Videos tv programs. Even adults do stupid things in the house. What kills me is when people put on the virtual reality goggles and trash whatever’s in the room like expensive HDTV’s and what not. So stupid that’s it’s totally funny.
Many moons ago, while horsing around in the family pool, I deliberately spiked my little sister off the top of the head with a toy football…unluckily for me, right in front of my father. He grabbed the football and fired a long bomb into the back woods…never to be seen again. Then he grounded me for the rest of the summer.
sirbadger 2 months ago
Punting backwards is a neat trick because it confuses the opposition.
rekam Premium Member 2 months ago
Take it away anyway. And take the replacement charges out of his allowance.
Sanspareil 2 months ago
Now Peter will be punted!
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
Why are you tossing around a football in the house in the first place?!
ladykat 2 months ago
Confiscate the football.
dflak 2 months ago
Peter has a future as a lawyer.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
I see this happening all the time on America’s Funniest Home Videos tv programs. Even adults do stupid things in the house. What kills me is when people put on the virtual reality goggles and trash whatever’s in the room like expensive HDTV’s and what not. So stupid that’s it’s totally funny.
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
Sack him!
billdaviswords 2 months ago
“Peter, if you throw or kick that football in the house again, no dinner or snacks for you.” As bad as her cooking is, he’d give in.
M.K.Staffeld 2 months ago
Gotta love those loopholes!
Fennec! at the Disco 2 months ago
Punt his keister out into the yard!
And while you’re at it, take a pair of scissors and explosively disassemble the football!
sincavage05 2 months ago
Technecalities..
ktrabbit 2 months ago
Many moons ago, while horsing around in the family pool, I deliberately spiked my little sister off the top of the head with a toy football…unluckily for me, right in front of my father. He grabbed the football and fired a long bomb into the back woods…never to be seen again. Then he grounded me for the rest of the summer.
Worth it.