Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for July 24, 2024

People like Will are how the wireless mouse got invented.

;-)

I use a free-range mouse.

Usual Silly Bugger (USB)…..

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

And Will was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown

They were chopping them up

They were chopping them down

It’s an ancient Chinese art

And everybody knew their part

From a feigning to a slip

And a kickin’ from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

And Will was fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

There was funky Tucker dog and little Iggy hound

He said, here comes the big boss, let’s get it on

We took the bow and made a stand

Started swaying with the hand

A sudden motion made me skip

Now we’re into a brand new trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

And Will was fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha

Keep on, keep on, keep on

Sure enough

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

And Will was fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

Make sure you have expert timing

Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning…

……and he survived!!!!!

I have an ergonomic bluetooth one that toggles from the top instead of having to move the whole mouse on a pad.

A wired mouse, how quaint.

Next time …… Will ….. use a bolas ….. might work better ……. if you don’t knock yourself out first …… ;)

And the cat wants you to return it him!