Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 02, 2024

Longest. Month. EVER.

donnie is even piing off his own cult with his racism and plans to desert NATO (Ukraine, Taiwan)

Boring? Vowing to end democracy in America is sure to liven up any election.

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What’s the over/under on Stantis mentioning age, ever again. Cuz now, that would no longer be both sides.

Project 2025

By The Numbers

The Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 has been widely criticized as “extremist” and “authoritarian.” The Onion takes a look at the statistics behind the conservative plan for a second Donald Trump administration.

30: Minutes after conception before abortion considered late-term

7: Footnotes devoted to the ideal skull shape of an American child

77,000: Federal employees who will be replaced by anyone with a receipt proving they purchased an official Trump Store beach towel

815: Appearances of the word “hellfire” in the document

9: Dilbert strips included for levity

5: Diagrams of Obama falling down a flight of stairs into an alligator pit

24: Number of times Trump has heard about Project 2025 for the first time

$250: Starting price for a fertile wife

4: Number of font changes it took to get sinister nature just right

60,000,000: Aborted fetuses that will be brought back to life through necromancy

3: Stylish haircuts recommended for the modern Aryan male

922: Pages the author was willing to write just to try to convince people he doesn’t watch porn

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Still waiting for that first registered vote for Ms. Harris.

I used to think Jerome Powell was one of the very few good things Trump did, tho his reason was hilarious, he’s tall. Now, not so much… Hopefully, the summer stock selloff doesn’t sabotage the election.

46 appears as though that he is 600 years old.

Harris is the ultimate social climber. With no discernible skills.

600 hundred years ago they were still old guys

Tomorrow ought to be the last of these two-week delayed PC comics.

Seeing the 27.07.2024 Stantis strip, I was thinking maybe it’s time to tune PC out for a while. But seeing the 31.07.2024 one may make it interesting again.

Then again, Scott only seems to be attacking JD, not the skunk at the top of the ticket who picked him.

Scott still seems to be a stealth agent for 45.

There was no way Trump wouldn’t make complete donkey out of himself at the Black Newsman thing.

So whose idea was it—a friend or an enemy?

It’s a case of the old “this candidate can’t win” so we’re booting him to curb.

The adorable Simone Biles proved once again this week why she’s called the greatest of all time after she became the first American gymnast to win the Olympic individual all-around competition twice. And as she and the world celebrated her accomplishments, she also chimed in with a comment on social media seeming to take a dig at former President Donald Trump.

“I love my black job,” she tweeted Friday, reposting images of her showing off her gold medal and silver “GOAT” necklace.

It’s a reference to something that Trump, the GOP nominee for president, said during his June debate against President Biden and reiterated during an interview at the National Association of Black Journalists’ conference on Wednesday, a day before Biles’ individual all-around win.

Speaking to interviewer Rachel Scott of ABC News at the conference, Trump was asked to explain his misleading claim that “millions and millions of people” crossing the U.S.-Mexico border “happen to be taking Black jobs.”

When Scott asked what a “Black job” is, Trump responded, “A Black job is anybody that has a job. They’re taking the employment away from Black people.”

Since his initial remarks at the debate, people on social media have been commenting about what “Black jobs” are, and sharing some examples of their own.

One doctor, for example, posted a video of herself “heading to my Black Job” on June 28, saying “Black pediatricians are awesome,” while a general surgery resident posted a photo of herself in scrubs, captioned “me at my black job.”

Trump’s comments in the interview Wednesday just renewed the attention.

“You know what a Black job? It’s Vice President of the United States of America,” Jessica Tarlov, host of Fox News’ “The Five,” said on the network after his remarks.

“Fun Fact: Donald Trump took a black job when he succeeded Obama, but then he got fired,” Alex Cole, a writer for Newsitics, tweeted.

Trump has not responded to Biles’ comments. – CBS NEWS (‘cept for my ’adorable’ insertion)

No, that was the B.S. tRumpsters wanted. Now we can get to the real issue of defeating ’“a clear and present danger to American democracy” in tRump.